Olive Garden: When you’re here, you’re family. But when you go home, you’re alone. Fat, pasta-filled, and alone. Is the red light blinking on the answering machine? Was someone trying to reach you while you were on your fourth serving of endless breadsticks? Could it be Sheila, asking for a second chance? No. It’s only your imagination. Sheila left you for Chad Winner 4 years ago. And she took Pugsley, your beloved Chinese shar pei and best friend with her. She didn’t even like that dog in the first place. She never scratched him under his armpit like he loved. 
No. It’s just you here. 
The hot water heater begins to hum. 
All alone.
There’s a gun on the nightstand. 
Olive Garden.

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"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."

Robin Williams ( July 21st 1951 - August 11th 2014)

Thank you for bringing joy, love, and clarity to a dark, dark world. I’m so sorry that such a gleaming soul had to feel so much pain. But you will not be remembered for that. We will remember you for all you gave us. Rest in peace, oh captain, my captain.

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These were my religion.


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These were my religion.


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This could be us but we poor.

I fracking love you, Nichols.

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